It Doesn’t Matter How Slowly You Drink – Confucius.com Poster

“It doesn’t matter how slowly you drink as long as you don’t stop.”
– Confusius.com (ancient-modern wisdom, probably)

Digital-age Confucianism meets drinking culture in this brilliantly offbeat misquote. Whether you're a slow sipper or a philosophical chugger, this one's for you.

Perfect for cafes, coworking spaces, or bars that double as temples of thought.

• Printed to order on quality matte paper

• Available un-framed in A3 / A2
  

• Guaranteed to confuse someone